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3 Minute Mermaid Toast

You've seen them all over Instagram and thought to yourself: "Mermaid toasts?! I can barely get myself ready for work. Ain't nobody got the TIME." I feel you. 

Except, I timed myself one day and this toast only took 3 minutes. That includes toasting the bread! You scroll your Instagram feed for at least 12 minutes every morning, so don't tell me you ain't got 3 minutes to spare. 

Alright, alright - here's how you can make some magic happen: 

3 Minute Mermaid Toast

What you'll need: 

How to assemble (although it ain't rocket science): 

  1. Toast the bread to your liking
  2. Wait for bread to cool - important step! If you schmear on the cream cheese because you're impatient AF, it's gonna melt and not look as ~pretty~ 
  3. Spread on cream cheese and add a few sprinkles of food coloring powder
  4. Use butter knife to make strokes like you're Michaelangelo 
  5. Top with toppings of your choice
  6. Take a photo and upload to Instagram asap - pics or it didn't happen, duh. 
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